Let's put smile on you face for a while...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly, seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it! Ipunin ko kaya utot ko no?)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig. YEAH!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (And this is creepy. WTF!)

and I'm still not over the pig.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Dude, don't try this at home, on work, maybe.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female one initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?! AAAARGH!!!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine? A very...lucky...pig.)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (A catfish angrily told me once: "What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? Huh? TELL ME!")

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (Still, I want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity, duh!)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (As if, I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm...I thought the muscle at the...KADIIREEEE!!!)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (But I'm an ambidextrous, can you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that could be a good thing. REALLY!)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (Putsa! I wonder who the hell was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too...AT THE GOVERNMENT!)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (WHOA?!? What about that pigs? THE PIGS?!?)